Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

I don't actually know what song that is. (I'm so 'with it'!)

I'm waiting did DH to hurry up and come downstairs so we can watch Hawaii 5-0 and then he can go away in time for me to watch Masterchef and MN at the same time. I send him back upstairs to play videogames instead.

A must for all Mastechef watchers

Please watch.
It's only two minutes, but oh so worth it

Please excuse typos

Is that Greggs rap ;/)

Hello all, I missed yesterdays. Didn't have time to read thread/catch up- could anyone please give me a summary?

Or just tell me who Greg was trying to shag?

Hello chaps

Oh arse, fusion food already.

Hello all. Who is going to piss us off tonight? Two pretentious beards. Oooo sixth months in India, expert obviously.

Frencho-Indian food and "I'm so excited". Starting well.

A deep love of the forrin, like Destineeeyeee

Love of food from mother blah blah.

Crap thought it didn't start till 9... Missed owt ?

Bit complicated, Stairs, but the line-up included a 'witchcraft merchant' and a man with tattoos all round his neck. Oh, and a handsome young chap who had both JT and GW drooling, almost literally.

Bisque and curry

Mmmm that octopus looks...appetising ...

Oh fuck, whole octopus. Like the Addams family.

Eep octopus is still alive!

Oh I'm gutted now. I'll watch on catch up. Witchcraft merchant sounds ace, thank you Halsall

Crumb !!!!!!

Crumb!

Crumbs. Already?

Smoked salmon doesn't come in crumbs.

Jinx Duffy.

Obligatory Swedish contestant.