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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:56

Jackie's just an arse isn't she. Back to the van with her.

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:56

She's been suddenly enchanted with cardamom after not liking it 5 minutes ago

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:56

John is really excited about jack.

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:56

Jackie doesn't like cardamom custard with bread n butter pudding...she fucking loves it with fondant

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 09/04/2014 20:56

Please dump witchy

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:57

Rani & Jack

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:57

To be honest, I wouldn't want extra custard with bread and butter pudding. The bloody thing is cooked in custard.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:57

Jackie will be busy soon taking her van to all the festivals.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:58

YayGrin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:58

Thank the gods of woo for that.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:58

Gets the poppet out ...

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:58

Yeh dawn - get down to Glasto with your beetroots and spell book

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:59

More lovely jack and his perfect eyebrows.

TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:59

Pro handsome Jack YAY

When they came back in I'd forgotten Jess was still in it.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:59

Ooh. I'm looking forward to the trying to reconstruct shit that's gone wrong disaster tomorrow!

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:59

Tomorrow's looks good

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 21:00

Hasta mañana pundits

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 21:00

Are you all hormonal... Jack?

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 21:01

Night all x

Halsall · 09/04/2014 21:01

May the crumbs be with you all

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 21:01

I don't fancy jack. I can totally see why teenage girls would though.

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beanandspud · 09/04/2014 21:06

Tomorrow will be fun...

disaster...

horrendous...

lavender decorations...

Night all.

difficultpickle · 09/04/2014 22:13

Is it just me or did Jack look as if he plucked his eyebrows?

squoosh · 10/04/2014 10:50

Jess' flirting with Gregg last night was vomit-tastic.

'I really want to impress you with my puddings'

HuevosRancheros · 10/04/2014 19:12

Sorry, I'm a lurker (DH is cross enough that he has to sit through Masterchef three times a week, without me MNetting at the same time Grin) but why has no one mentioned Jack's subtle slipping in of "cheesecake served on a buttery biscuit base"? Cracked me up, have had that song going through my head all day

Which was nice Grin