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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:50

What's the betting they say there's not enough sauce...

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 09/04/2014 20:51

She is so far up her own fucking arse.

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:51

Rani's food not Indian enough for jackie

Theas18 · 09/04/2014 20:51

Boob on a plate!

Bornin1984 · 09/04/2014 20:51

Ok I've missed this episode again Ffs

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:52

Dawn of The Deads got her cauldron onGrin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:52

I hope rani goes through rather than the witch of woo and her not foraged berries.

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beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:52

Jackie isn't doing herself any favours here.

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:52

Whortleberry witchery from the Woo woman

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:52

Yeah jackie does "authentic"

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:52

And John's doing it for her.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:52

At the burrow, mrs weasley's pans stirred themselves...

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:53

Witchcraft enables her to carry 3 plates at once

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:53

That's very ....red.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 09/04/2014 20:53

Is a potaaaage different to pottage?

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:53

GrinGrin Duffy

beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:53

Duffy I read that as 'Mrs Weasley's pants' Blush.

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:54

Does jackie know everything...she is sooooooooo experienced

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:54

I hope we have the traditional fondant failure.

There's been a lot of cardamom custard tonight.

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:54

Now Jackie wants cardamom in her custard

beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:54

That pud needs a wortleberry for decoration.

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:54

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:55

I thought jackie didn't like cardamom?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:55

That's the excuse they need to put witchy woo through, despite the disaster that was the main course.

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Bornin1984 · 09/04/2014 20:55

Jackie is an arrogant bitchbag