Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

That's very raw looking venison.

Can't wait till he cooks for his MIL.

She gets to be a judge by virtue of having a van that serves pretentious food at farmer's markets.

John and Jack, sitting in a tree.
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Crumb, crumb, crumb.

Crumb.

Jack going through.

Ooh, that one handed quenelle got them going.

Is it possible that Handsome Jack is pro trained?

I actually stopped watching the series she appeared in because she annoyed me so much.

John n gregg will be wrestling naked for jacks attention in a minute

'One-handed quenelle'? John would like Jack to show him how to do that.

I suspect handsome jack is a bit more pro trained than they're letting on.

O m g they love him
JT is jealous now

Yes, Duffy, like Alan Bates and Oliver Reed in 'Women in Love'...

Fnarr at one handed quenelle. (That's what comes from a public school education)

Favourite curry - what a fuckin surprise... She knows her forrin dont she ?

I don't think she'll struggle to make a curry look appetising. What he means is that she'll struggle to make it poncy..

Jackie using pseudo curry- knowledge to show off

She knows more about Indian food than rani obviously.

"The ajwan seeds are delicious "

But making a good curry isn't that simple, Greg. They usually go on about how hard it is to get the spicing right, etc on here.

Jackie- mememememememe- I'm on tv - look at me!!!!

Semolina boobies.

Jackie is just awful.