Proper masterchef Pt2

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cremola

How is jakie going to taste the main courses?

Is that not destinii?

Jackie is philomena cunk innit

Peter is very red faced.

Street food Van seems to be the preferred career path for Masterchef finalists.

I liked Peter though, he could never get his sauces right but came across as such a lovely chap.

@ cremola

Arf at Halsall.

Can't help but a think a lot of people go on this so the can cut out the hard graft bit at the beginning of being a chef...and yet not may of the ex winners have really done anything...

Hold the door for jess

Your lamb' swearing a wig. That's what we're supposed to say. Not the judges.

Hang on a mo... If your meat is not very cooked surely there is something very obvious that you can do. Er... Cook it more?

Overlooked is more of a challenge.

Maybe overcooked is more of a challenge than overlooked.

I think that's because being a chef is pretty much hard graft until you are famous/successful enough to swan around doing tv work and having other people do it all for you.

Is the bread burnt?

You feel for Jess's poor four sisters. They must be sad face at every dinner time.

Flaccid b&b pud

Jackie's face. Cats bum par excellence.

That teachers a bit of a critic isn't he

Bogging pud

Approaching a comedy of errors. But jackie's not disappointed.

Sad music for jess.

Next handsome Jack.

They are scraping the barrel today. Jackie " just missed out on being a finalist". That means she only made it to the semis. How does that justify judge ness?

Come on Made In Chelsea boy - no shmearing

John will have his tongue in his ear in a minute