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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:31

Ohwhat are you my mum?

Shock
Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:31

Oh God, Jackie! Was she the veggie woman, or am I misremembering?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:31

We have small fancy carrots.

Pea purée.

I don't want my dessert to be floral. Ever.

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:32
Grin Heritage veg vans been then
beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:32

Mashed potato with popping candy?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:32

Parsnip only two ways.

But deconstructed cheesecake!

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:32

Deconstruction....

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:33

Come on jess, do something interesting.
Oooo fondant spuds, deconstruction, parsnip crisps. House!

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:33

Alright john...you will be humping his leg in a minute

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:33

I think Gregg has a little man-crush on Jack. If he had hair he'd be tossing it right now.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:33

Jack has foamed to soon ; now deconstructing
jT thinks he's fantabulous

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:33

I'd rather have the curry than the deconstructed nonsense.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:34

Not one fucking fig....

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:34

I don't do things like that. John is no fun.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:34

I do rather like rani...I could listen to her talk all day

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:34

What's Harry Potter doing then

beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:34

I'm liking Rani, if she goes much further in the competition she's a dead cert for a BBC cooking programme.

beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:35

Fondant! bingo!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:35

But were the berries foraged? They don't count if they're not foraged.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:35

Then they are blueberries...not heritage water berries Hmm

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:35

She can't leave the beetroot alone

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:36

Harry potter is deconstructing shit.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:36

No TSS, DD called dibs on him early doors. Grin (unless you are dd and secretly on mn.
Water berries? Wtaf.
Oh fuck not jackie.

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:36

Thriving business = van

TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:36

Oh god I can't stand this woman. That's what Witchy Woo will be like if she gets through.