Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

Ohwhat are you my mum?

Oh God, Jackie! Was she the veggie woman, or am I misremembering?

We have small fancy carrots.

Pea purée.

I don't want my dessert to be floral. Ever.

Heritage veg vans been then

Mashed potato with popping candy?

Parsnip only two ways.

But deconstructed cheesecake!

Deconstruction....

Come on jess, do something interesting.
Oooo fondant spuds, deconstruction, parsnip crisps. House!

Alright john...you will be humping his leg in a minute

I think Gregg has a little man-crush on Jack. If he had hair he'd be tossing it right now.

Jack has foamed to soon ; now deconstructing
jT thinks he's fantabulous

I'd rather have the curry than the deconstructed nonsense.

Not one fucking fig....

I don't do things like that. John is no fun.

I do rather like rani...I could listen to her talk all day

What's Harry Potter doing then

I'm liking Rani, if she goes much further in the competition she's a dead cert for a BBC cooking programme.

Fondant! bingo!

But were the berries foraged? They don't count if they're not foraged.

Then they are blueberries...not heritage water berries

She can't leave the beetroot alone

Harry potter is deconstructing shit.

No TSS, DD called dibs on him early doors. (unless you are dd and secretly on mn.
Water berries? Wtaf.
Oh fuck not jackie.

Thriving business = van

Oh god I can't stand this woman. That's what Witchy Woo will be like if she gets through.