Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

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I was going to say on the other thread i have friends perving over tom daley he is old enough to be their sons

Marks place

I need a tipple.

just start now Anne

I can't. Otherwise it would be gone before the start.

tbh i would be the same might have my first in half an hour i am a bit of a light weight then i come on here drunk typing

Erm, I've already started.
Very kind mrs jay did you see the pressure I felt in the other thread

I don't think I can carry on watching Splash, it is dire (and I say this as a lover of tragically crap TV).

mrsjay I once came on very drunk and typed utter nonsense. Fortunately I was on a regular thread, so was forgiven for my drunken rambling nonsense. I don't want to do it again.

Right, need some advice. Dh and I have just shared a bottle of Cava. No more though. And I'd like a drink. Do I go for a glass of red, a cup of tea or .... an Amaretto over ice! Yes, s'ok I know what I want.

yes nerf this thread starting is a funny old thing will folk post will it be witty enough

i came on late on friday started blethering rubbish all over the place and asked for posts to be deleted the next day

OH i dont like any of those yama id have Amaretto if you were twisting my arm

Join me in the red, Yama.

Blimey we're racing through these threads.. Chatty bunch ain't we.

Anyone else furious that the 55 year old bloke should've got through on The Voice? i reckon it was shameful! and the only one who offered him any sort of explaination was lovely Will..
Even Emma was tear filled..

I've gone for the Amaretto. It's only 14.7% so I reckon I can have a glass of red afterwards. Win win.

Can't believe we have to wait until 9.45. Did we all enjoy The Voice? The dc and I were nearly in tears at that lovely young lad not going through. He was so much better than the Emerdale lass.

Yes, he was robbed. Especially considering the ones they picked, Jelly.

Aye Jellykat, we were miffed about that too.

one friday not last night

is the voice any good then i hated it I do Like Will I AM though and have a weird tom jones crush yes *jelly we do like a chat dont we

Yes it is good, and there is a good thread too, mrsjay

Just cleared up the kitchen and put the dishwasher on and accidentally came back with a glass of red.

I'm missing CBB tonight, will be relying on you all to keep me up to date

Anne that happened to me and I don't even have a dishwasher

oh would you look at that

Kitchens are dangerous places, peppa.

Cheers, all!

Slips down the throat like a ferret eh? Cheers!
.. and i tell yaz, the Co-Op have 6 Creme eggs for £1.50 atm!!
Oh happy day

Did you get up okay this morning Anne?