Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

No you didn't, Countess. They were in bed together and he was showing her how big it was.

Right I've clearly not kept up properly here but did Casey and Lee kiss when they were in the bolthole then?

Lee has a superfan? Is it a mirror?

I don't remember Lottie, but I do remember them hugging and getting all tangled up on the bed together a few times. So it wasn't exactly frosty between them in there- it changed again once they were back in the house.

Haha! It is a fake superfan! Thought it was odd he had one.

Ha ha Linder with her curlers in!

Sam is so boring I'll be annoyed if she wins.

I think Lee's fans when he comes out are going to be thin on the ground! Even the one in the house is a fake

ha ha ha ha

This could be very funny.

I love this sort of thing!

Do they all think she's real?

PMSL here

I've had to mute the singing in case I cringe too much!

Is he going to try it on with the superfan????!

Red

Really romantic!

Love it!

Linda! Why did my iPad put Linder?

Loving the title Nerf!

Have to watch on the +1, been at the ballet...
Bit of a drive home to do first.

wanted to be on the sofa with you lot

The next Blue no 1?

I think 'Dappy's Dick' could be a new Blue hit!

All else fails Flappy can cheer himself up by knowing that what he lacks in IQ he makes up elsewhere...

Bit of "one-ness" there, newest.

Lionel is thick as mince.

Lionel is fucking thick.