Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

DH is 31. He remembers give us a clue too.

To be fair, Lady, "no point at all" sums up CBB.

Danan v Lee - now that would be a nob-off.

I miss the totally random stuff that Dermot O'Leary used to do on Big Brother's Little Brother.

Oh Red, I must be young then!

Dermot O'Leary was great on BBLB. I don't think he has been as good in anything else. That was his peak.

My friend has cows. And a big container of bull semen.

I haven't got chickens. I could net you a sparrow or two. The buggers are too fat to fly fast at ours.

Except...There's not much eating on a sparrow.

I will have to keep them here til the weekend anyway, for the RSPB birdy count.

Agree, he just kind of stands there on everything else. He was fun.

Hahaha at Jim and Liz = Jizz.

You can be Rebecca Loos, Comin.

has Liz vaselined around her mouth?

New CBB thread 6 click here

Reminder for when you are ready to move.

I thought that was from waxing, Comin.

1min 45 secs for Sam? Can't fill that long. Shes dull.

Ooh didn't Rebecca Loos have an (alleged) go on David Beckham?

Then the pig. I hope she washed her hands.

Ooh, thanks spanish

I feel vindicated now haha

I'm under 40 & remember Give Us a Clue (& I enjoyed it ).

I thought CBBBOTS was good tonight - thought it seemed quite balanced overall & enjoyed the journalists comments