Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Bloody Lionel

It's because CBB is potentially rotting our brains

As thick as Lionel is, Lee proved he is thicker, by not even realising that Lionel had given the game away.

Bloody hell, Linda!

Her husband watched her have sex with lots of men? Wonder if Jim was one of them?

The big V until 32?

Loadsa sex with hubby watching! Double

I didn't know Liz didn't pop her cherry til her thirties!

I really want to know what other history Jim and Linda have. Obviously the stuff to do with her husband, but it seems to be even more deep rooted than that.

Not surprised about Liz being a virgin until 32. She is very reserved.

32??

He's like Prince without the talent or sexiness.

Yes she's said it loads of times before.

Loved the superfan. Proper funny. Thanks coming phew

I've missed that convo!

I think Liz looks lovely.

Yes he did look a bit like Prince sinister I think its the thin little moustache!

Sam has amazing feline eyes.

I love Liz drunk

Liz wears lovely clothes. I think she looks great in the house.

She did look beautiful during the eviction. There's something otherworldly about her.

Lee making it all about him again.

That Superfan shit was so fake. Lee was all "oh shucks you guys.."

They've watched the programme enough, Lee knew the house could see him.

Evening all!

Vodka in hand, waiting for Linda's dogging story [grin

Liz was 32??!

Are they pissed??!

Poor Liz, she's got such low self esteem hasn't she

Liz is very honest. About the only one in there.