Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Shall we march on the factory?

Is Dappy still pissed off about being academically challenged?

I'm here, it's starting.

Dappy get over it for fucks sake.

If he knew anything people vote for the proffessionly dim on these shows.

Oh I seriously don't need to see Luisa and Lee squeezing out milk again.

Luisa squeezing out breastmilk, what the fuck is Lee trying to squeeze out.

I thought you promised no more nipples, Nerf? I feel cheated.

Urgh, even worse 2nd time around..

I know , sorry! I did promise. Didn't realise lee was such a weirdo.

How long are Sam's roots?

nipple pus ?? eww lee

More blaming of Casey by Lee. Nice

Jeezus. The nipple squeezing.dirty feckers.

Now Lee has successfully managed to guilt Casey, as it's her crying that's made him unpopular.
Why is Casey such a fucking wimp?

I think lee is being really weird , does he forget everything he has done previously ? he was being so venomous about Casey then he's cuddling her now ?

Dunno. But it's beginning to be bit one trick pony for Casey:

Caseys face when he said everyone's going to call me a wanker.

People don't think you are a dick because Casey cried Lee. We think you are a dick because you are a dick. {putting it nicely}

I think lee and Luisa are quite similar , in that they are both very manipulative , horrid people

:) Yama

Abso bloody lutely Yama

Did anyone see Duncan from Blue in the press talking about how Casey was pathetic and should keep her emotions in check and stop crying? Pot and kettle sprang to mind- no defence of his band mate is going to wash really, because Lee's come across as a total twat

Did I dream about Jazmine playing with Dappy's willy at the start of the series?

Loving the sulking.