Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Does anyone have anything useful like sheep or cows or chickens? Labs are all very well but they are just going to want to play and be fed.

Actually, planning ahead, I'll probably need a mop and bucket.

Oh God, Red, I knew I shouldn't have dropped biology from my GCSE options.

What did Dappy get in GCSE biology?

Linda. Dog food?

I couldn't. Just couldn't. I have eaten a bonio style milky bone thing once. It tasted a bit like a farleys rusk.

Isn't wet dog food just lips, tits and arseholes? (phrase borrowed from my old boss)

I can offer a pony and a mad cat

We have guinea pigs.

Male and female.

Flappy was the result of a biology experiment between a shetland pony and a human.

Sounds like the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy programme, Comin.

We are doomed with this selection of animals.

Judy's dress is nice.

Anne

Finally a positive mention for Liz

How hard do you think it is to rustle a cow? There's a field of them about 200 yards away.

I've prepared the next thread! All ready to press post now when we need it as we are rattling through this one!

Watching Jim lying down with his bloated red face, I can't help but envisage him as the character in the Irvine Welsh book The Filth. He really is yuck.

Paul Danan

Star of
CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND!

Oh give it a try, Red. Have you got a lassoo? (No idea how to spell that)

No one under 40 remembers Give Us A Clue, do they?

You can lassoo the bull. There's usually one of them in the next field over.

I nipped to the loo and came back to see Paul Danan, absolutely no idea how this relates to anything

I'm under 40. I remember give us a clue.

It was shite.

Check you out Anne, super organised!

Liz is not bloody going out. I'm not having it. No, no and no.

Paul Danan. Put him in for a bit. Please.

See if he can outknob Lee.

Oh no, Red, I'll leave that to you while I sort out the guinea pigs.

I am so glad that an under-40 remembers Give Us A Clue, makes me feel better about myself!

This is totally bizarre. But the last line was funny.

Luisa, Casey and Sam will fight over Paul. Lee will get jealous and start making up an alternative reality. Flappy will just look like a kicked puppy.

What is the point of this Paul Danan shit?

No point at all

OK, just in case I fall asleep, here is the link to the new thread:

New CBB thread 6 click here