THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Hes one for Rickaay. Tartan twins.

Will.i.am is clearly regretting agreeing to do this again.

Poor man's Crowded House.

Wardrobe have a job lot of red check shirts.

This is bad. Go back to living with mum methinks.

He was bloody awful.

The only thing that could make this programme worse is if Beyonce was on it. I can't stand her.

I'm getting sick of the sight of Emma now.

He'll need to learn to pour paint more effectively, as he'll be doing that for a long while yet.

Me too, Lighthouse.

Don't waste advice on this tuneless person. He's a gonna. Get him off.

OMG I love Beyonce! I can't stop listening to her new album or whatever they call them these days.

Will came as a Park Ranger tonight.

Awww.

This is the most confusing advice ever. It's the only good thing about the voice.

OOoo, I'm not liking Beyoncé either. She's a bit too smug for me

Bless my Mum............ "Lottie I do wish that man wouldn't wear a hat indoors!!!!!"

LP's is what the youngsters call them Lighthouse.

I'm paying so little attention to the back stories that I hadn't noticed there were too dull rock types.

Shades of those blonde singing brothers on X factor yonks ago.

I don't like Beyoncé either.

I heard Bouncy's new single- where she plays she ill fated space shuttle thing at the beginning.

I don't think she's too bright.

It's all very current, this week.

'Desperado' . Yup.

I am liking this but not sure why

A bit Bryan Adams. Never in a good way.

Does Kylie only turn if she has validation from the others?