THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

You are a dead woman, Raahh.

Tom is always getting his girls and boys mixed up.

I know she's supposed to be a sex symbol but I've always found Kylie the most unsexy person ever (apart from Sir T obvs).

Does Ricky only have one short?

Not much "wow" though.

I'm not sure I want to put myself through this. Yet here I am.

How could Tom think that was a woman's voice?

Anne

I went to the V&A exhibition of Kylie's clothes years ago! I felt enormous next to them! There was a school trip looking at them too!!

Cal- your user name says everything about this show, really.

An even dimmer olly murs? Christ.

Yes. It does.

Sit down woman!!!

Get on with it.

You'll be ditched in the next round.

Willy boy is looking goooood

Jamie looks like Rickaaays before picture.

The only way anyone will be downloading the voice app is if they put that zapping tom button in.

Did she just try and drown a puppy?

Oh.

Fuck me! That poor dog

I like to put a coat on Bdog but im not as mad as this woman!!!!

The backstory videos are sending me to sleep.

Maybe she's hoping to court the vehemently team cat vote. Although I'm not sure even they approve of drowning puppies.

Oddly old-looking face.

Pub singer.