THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Is it over? That was dire tonight. Mire dire than usual.

That would be seriously philanthropic, BOF.

Sq - didn't think anything would put me off Ricky but that is

They are like a class of Year 8s- nobody can do anything without the say-so of their mates.

Is that it? THAT'S IT??

Well, as ever, it's been dope.

I'm worried about Bill.Je. Suis. He just doesn't seem as batty as last year. Which was at least funny.

It really was dire.

Oh, .....well that was all a bit flat tonight. Pah.

I'd love to say it will get better.

But this is series 3....

We know the drill.

At least in the next rounds when Kylie dresses up all her boys in gold hot pants and glitter spray it will get a bit more interesting

I don't know the horse riding and pancake analogies were proper bill.he.talks.nonsense.

It's all a bit flat because it's patently obvious no one really cares. The cynicism of the whole thing is shining through.

The one with the comb over fringe will look especially good in hot pants.

They should be in little cubicles so they don't know what the others are doing.

Well all I can say is, bring back the X Factor, all is forgiven! There weren't some bad singers on tonight but don't think it's any more fair than X Factor. And only 90 seconds to make an impression! Surely any good songs needs 3 mins to build and really show what a voice can do?

The music industry is just corrupt and this TV show is no better

< switches off TV in disgust>

They could ask ITV to pop over the old Blind Date dividers, eh Anne

No. Put them in little boxes dangling from the ceiling. They can press the button and plummet to the stage, where the box will shatter revealing all. there may be some health and safety issues with this plan.

I was thinking more of the Mr&Mrs cubicles with the little stools and headsets, Blondie.

Actually they would have to block up the windows.

They should be electrocuted by the audience if they don't pick a favourite. That would learn em to spin right.

Who Dares Wins is better viewing :o

I enjoyed the first couple of series of The Voice, despite its crapness :(. Kyles is awful. Who is that Ricky feller? He can't make a decision on his own.

Praps a funny host could fix it?

Thing is it's blowing splash away on the ratings so they probably don't care.

Maybe they should merge the two? Ie chairs underwater.

Ricky is the less charismatic version of the one I can't remember.

Just about anything would blow splash away in the ratings though.

I was THIS CLOSE to switching back over to Splash.

we're the only ones who care, calamitously wrong. And I fear you are calamitously wrong!

The reason I liked the voice was because it was non humiliating and showcasing talent. That may also be why it's phenomenally dull.

And you Hester, (traitor)