THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Poor Will. If there was an oven he'd be sticking his little head in it.

HOW did three judges turn around for that?!

Gah this one is like a budget Bon Jovi with terrible hair....

Beyonce Haterz. Thats us.

They're all a bit shite so far this week.

He was fairly mediocre.

Billy-bob really wants to go home.

Will is making some great faces though. He does look like he's suffering.

A gust of wind and that 'fringe' would flip up like a bin lid.

Blimey, they're all so easy!

I like that will is playing hard to get.

Where is Kylie going with this? Her stories are completely irrelevant.

Kylie is talking like she gigged for decades before she got a break.

Ah crap, I thought it was on at half seven. Let me catch up...

Kylie "starting out in the industry" anecdote again, I see. It's hardly digging coal from a pit, is it?

I like that will is calling tom on bullshit. He should do more of that.

Aw, Bill-Je-Suis is dialling up a bit of batshit to liven up a dull evening

There hasnt been a screechy/squeaky woman for Will to turn around for yet.

You really haven't missed much, BOF

You've missed two crappy ones go through and one crappy one sent home.

WTF are they all on about?

'found your ladder'

eh??

She seems to have edited out the whole being famous for being in neighbours bit first, doesn't she?

Is it just me, or is this now much - much - worse than the first two series??

I love the song 'Desperado.'

One pissed off Ricky!

They all love Kyle!!!