THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Fake tan looks really bad on camera.

Cal - you could be on to something

Stop talking.

They're not trying too hard to persuade her.

Oh gawd. Daddy issues.

Tom's face bwahaha!

She's not desperate or anything

Have there been many takers for Ricky err what band are you in again so far?

She is a bit OTT isn't she?

Bloody hell- I went in the kitchen for ages and she's STILL there!

There was a huge sigh of relief there from the others. Poor Tom.

They had all gone off her by the end.

Everyones foundation is the same as the colour of the chairs. There must have ben a job lot of paint.
.

She's the sort to let herself into a guy's home at 4 in the morning and sit on the bed watching him sleep whilst singing 'you are my sunshine' and playing with a knife.

I have the slowest computer in the western fecking world. 20mins to log on. I'm not impressed!!

Didn't like the oirish one as she threw her little doggie in the stream, the fucker.

Is it pet week?

What happened to 'doing it for the kids'

squoosh

I find it hard to feel sorry for the stupid buggers. They turned round. And there was will.is.smug because he hadn't turned round.

That fringe ain't foolin' no one pal! You be a baldie!

Matt the Hat was a decorator.

Look what happened to him.

For a professional painter he's crap at pouring paint into a bucket.

Jimmy is like Matt Cardle without the cap!!

I think old Billy has a secret mirror.

squoosh at "playing with a knife"

There was a tune to this once.