THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Shes ripe for a make over.

I like her dress. Not so keen on the singing.

Can't hear her fucking voice over all the reverb.

Calamitously

Someone chop off Kylie's hands.

Bit pub singer but I do like this song

Noooooooooooooo

Ahhh look at Marv pretending he wants someone to turn.

She is awful. I can't believe they are spinning. I'd pay her to shut up. She murdered that song.

Is bill me suis' tactic to get Kylie to turn round every time thus filling her team up with duffers who want to be on her team?

I'm sick of the long cascading hair thing. Like the boots with the dress though.

That was dire!

Bit shouty really.

But yes, nice frock.

Kylie has changed her mind.

There's a stylist back there thinking, 'nice frock!?! Not on my watch...'

I think you're right, Raahh.

I think they all have changed their minds.

Calm down Mairead. I hate ditzy.

Or, at least, there would be if it were xfactor.

Oh dear god isn't she squeaky!

The lighting isn't very flattering for her.

I don't know how many "make up team X" weeks they have but when the judges turn around for songs like that I can'r help wondering if they know there is worse to come.

She'll be in a wrap frock by next week Calamitously, fo sure.

Oh she is going to be HARD WORK.

Quite Cocolepew