X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

I don't know if my pregnant pelvic floor can handle the suspense!!!!

Not by much.

It's the flashing but we're not looking forward to.

8 minutes. Apparently.

I did post but I thread filled up, she cant be doing coke as her nose would not survive.

Oh so I just asked on old Fred who do we think going home

Why do we need judges bollocks in the how awful it all was recaps?

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Something Greggs-y - tbc

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (bit long, that) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Nothing We just don’t hate her enough yet

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob

Miss Dynamix Nothing (Tempted by Preggaz’n’Peng)

Rough Copy Nowt. NOWT

Lorna Simpson Yawna/Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

I was hoping they would all sound better after a glass of wine.
I was mistaken

flashing

I'm worried it will be Louis

Lol hobby

I may have missed loads some. Happy to add to The List.

Thistlelicker
Which old Fred was that

You could come to see Bazza, Raah but I told DH I had tickets (I'm disabled so 1 goes free) and he said he's looking forward to going!

Yawna is great as a name. All I've got for the last lot is Duff Copy.

Lady Van Driver to go please..

Some of us will be calling Nicholas 'the wee barra' regardless what the official list says

Can Tamera can be Ta[meh]ra for now

Sue I love 'Pre'ggaz’n’Peng' , even if it is wrong to love it

Oh please go with Preggerz and Peng.

I will add it AU

I like Preggaz n' Peng