X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

Nicole wasn't listening.

I wish cher would be wheeled in on a cannon and shoot one of them.

C'mon shitsinger, we need Downton.

Yes Dermott. Whip out your hideously compacted wanger and knock the poor love out with it. It'd be a kindness.

Oh god shitzinger shut up

Bof

Snorted at that.

Come the fuck on Shits.

We're running out of time because there has been fifty minutes of fucking fillers.

Hun!

Popular choice there!

At least we still get to take the piss out of Draggy Nanfucker!

Where's the Downton thread?

Booooooo

I hate Draggy.

Did he just call her 'hun'

Kill Dermott

Look how much smaller her arse looked when she dressed herself.

Did Dermie just Hun her AND remind her she was first out?
Nice, Dermie. You could almost be on this thread. Point and laugh at her trews and you're in.

What???

Good job we didn't waste too much time on a nickname

I bet they say 'this is not the last we'll here of you' and it will be.

Oh yes, I like Cher on a cannon.

She looked much younger when she styled her self.

'Cant even say a word'

True dat.

Lol Sue

Youre- yes, we are grateful we weren't that arsed.

Robin Thicke. Oh FFS.

Well, that was as underwhelming as ever.

Dermott probably is on this thread. His phone's-wedged in those trousers and he swipes with his todger.