X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

Yy Preggaz !

I like Preggerz and Peng too!

Maryz I'd be doing that already but don't have a sky/virgin box so can't

See, we don't need it to be any good. We can make our own, superior, entertainment.

I'm still not convinced tomorrow will be 'live'

I wait to be proved wrong.

Have we had the group singalong yet? don't they usually do a song together at the start?

Next sat I'm working so I get to fast forward the adverts on Sunday catch up

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Something Greggs-y - tbc

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (bit long, that) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Ta-MEH-rah

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky/The Wee Barra/Pob

Miss Dynamix Preggaz’n’Peng

Rough Copy Nowt. NOWT

Lorna Simpson Yawna/Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

i LOVE Yawna

That will be tomorrow, I think, nancy.

The judges must have a dreadful headache from all the booze n drugs the stage lights after every show.

Did the wee barra just tell us that his performance was amazin?

the NN obviously not the woman

Woof Copy

Rough Copy= Bun Loving' Criminals?

Right- DraggyNanfucker and Joan in the sing off for me.

And Kingsmill.

Who the hell is Hannah Barrett

Dragging it out good job I have a drink it hand to help me through it

Lovin'

Another advert?

i need a refill

Hannah Barratt is the one who looked like Eeyore but has clearly been told to cheer the fuck up. Greggs.

Who are Kingsmill? Lost them.

I though swampy and Joan were probably the worst. Although I do never want to see draggy ever again

shouldn't that be 'Gran Loving Criminals'?