X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

like the krays. kinda.

Way to drag it out. Like they couldn't have had the ad break during that stupid phone thing

So no one liked Snuff Copy

I'm thinking BUM loving criminals is better.

Bail Bros

Hannah is basically all misery and sausage rolls.

Lovin' BOF. Is that what you have had to resort to because the show is so dull?

nowt wrong with a bit of bum loving, apparently.

They could be rough criminals instead of smooth criminal

So, what's the flashing twist, then?

I think we will have to post them after Raah's song spoilers in the OP every week, Marysaid. It's the only way you gimmers can keep up.

Gregg's.... Fake Bake...Yawnish Slice... Iced Minger...?

It's moot, I think she's a goner

It's bad that this years acts are so dull that we're drawing inspiration from last year to name them!

What have we got for rough copy? I'm missing LOADS.

Kingsmill are The Merkins.

DraggyNanfucker is sorted though isn't she? There is a bar in Magaluf with her name over the door.

Sue

that just made me choke on my nuts.

That sounds wrong, doesn't it?

Sausage droll

They are probably too slim to be Bun Lovin' Criminals

We could call rough copy 'refused entry', since one of them was (to the USA).

Bum Loving Criminals.

affectionately known as the Bummers.

Ah, the Merkins.

Duff Copy
Snuff Copy
Bun loving criminals
Bum loving criminals
Bail bros
Rough criminals

I like sausage Droll