X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

Maryz- because she takes rock classics and makes them twee. Like the John(Joan) Lewis adverts

Maryz abi is a John Lewis advert waiting to happen. Hence Joan Lewis, or just Joan.

Don't forget my Woof Copy

Well it made me laugh

Maybe Dun Lovin' Criminals to be all rehabilitation like?

Sorry Noel!

Why hasn't Nicole's long locks have big knots in it!!! Mine does and it's Half te length

Arf @ "full package"!

They all shined apparently. Well done shitsinger.

Dun Lovin Criminals

God loving Criminals?

I like Sausage Droll, too!

Croydon Crims

Praps RC will suggest a nickname in the weeks to come.

wot is the twist?

Abi seems to be modelled on the piano playing girl from High School Musical.

Eh?

That was quick

We find out who is bottom tonight, Madame.

DH has named Abi Twinnings, he said she's not good enough for John Lewis

All three? How?

Yeah. That was the flashing.

So the merkins will be back next week, with more hair and bad costumes.

The twist is Shelley should really be in the boys category

Sue is that your polite way of saying --'all your suggestions are crap! Think of better ones!' ?