X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

Worraloadofshite

Ooh, look - Pinhead is on Jonathan Ross...

I don't think it makes any difference if you vote for draggy Nanfucker. We've got to hear her sing again regardless.

I think we should suggest they go for out musical chairs twist to decide who goes out instead of all this.

We can't lose Draggy, there is too much comedy potential there

I don't understand the twist at all.

And how did Cilla get back on TV?

Little- practicing probably won't help her

Pinhead
I liked that one best of all.

Shazza doesn't give a shit about her acts cos she's been in LA all week and has only come back in time for the live show.

I wish I could my way thru this lol

Musical BUMPS would be funnier. Or musical statues.

They should make the whole team sing for their supper if someone comes bottom. That way they can ramp up the pressure within the teams, and ensure they really loathe each other.

I'd forgotten Pinhead lololol

Nothing like bing up for elimination only because someone else on your team is shit to piss everyone off.

I know Raah. She can't go though, we'd miss her too much!

Arbitrary- they should just unleash lions.

I take so many painkillers that a single glass of wine is all I need to dull my senses enough to endure xfactor.

I'm going to bed now though as I have a day of small child wrangling tomorrow and then the anticlimax that is Sunday night xfactor to look forward to.

Bloody Pinhead, I'd not forgotten him! They played him on loop in our hotel in Majorca in the Summer.

Unleashing lions might threaten to entertain the audience though. They can't have that!

They should get Dermot to run up to the one whose bottom of the voting and just shove them off the stage

I want to watch Jonathon Ross as I like Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, and it'll be interesting to see Pinhead.
But Cilla fucking Black, WTAF.
I'll have to pause till she's gone.

Goodnight all, see you tomozah

I was just thinking that myself LBE, I think I will have to give it a miss. Poisonous witch