XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

I love Nicole. Cornflakes:o Skimmed milk :o

The other judges are pissing themselves at Nicole.

coco pops girl?? WTAF is she on about now? Because everyone knows coco pops arefull of soul

The people's champion? at WHAT? Pulling nonagenarians?

T'is Motown. Which is a label. And sadly Lionel was still signed to them.

It was very South shore pier in Blackpool.

Ahhh, she's truly a bonkers. Gotta love her.

"Am jus doin worra doo" Gawd.

Oh shove off cornflake in vanilla milk or whatever you are. Piss the piss off. Ooooh did you hear Dermie just then "Good for you"! Brilliant

Mmmm, I could just go a fat full milk with extra vanilla free right now.

This Made me cry

Cannot believe he is only 34!

I wish he would just fall off the side of the earth TBH!

I like it as a metaphor. Coco pops turn the milk brown. Nanfucker turns the stage orange. They go soggy. He is soggy..

No, it doesn't work. She's fucked.

he hasn't come a long way. He's still the same.

Shit.

Oh please, let's not make him "the underdog" - he looked pained, people will start to feel sorry for him and vote accordingly. No No No!

Felicity Kendall is married to horticultural sleuth Pam Ferris.

Awful phlegmy orange wankchop.

Some of my pupils try and evade my questions like he just did. I reckon Dermie should have gone for the paddington stare and just waited in silence until he gave a proper answer.

He's not 34.

34? What in, dog years?

I'm starting to feel sorry for Christopher. What's the story?

Hopefully Nanfucker is fucked too Sue. God I'm glad I missed the first half hour. It was a merciful release. Night all. See you tomorrow. At least there's The Secret of Crickley Hall to look forward to afterwards.

Felicity Kendall is NOT married to Pam Ferris. She is Ma Larkin
FK is married to Adam Ant

I'm voting for Shitty. Cos she's funny.

Perhaps the metaphor is nanfucker's leaching out his shit into the room.

DP never lets me watch Xtra Factor. Is Nicole as unhinged on that too?

I still hope Nanfucker wins.

Simon Cowell will need a bumper botox injection that week.