XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Jesus, this is fucking awful, w en by his standards.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek save my ears!!

What's he wearing? It's like one of those plastic jackets you see in the ex catalogue shop/

Those dancers are so shite. Does anyone remember the one last year when they pranced around being horses with their little t-rexy hands out in front of them?

'When we're dancing on the Sealy' - is he serenading his Nan?

See that cruise ship? ... that's your career, that is...

Oh fuck off, you big orange blob.

This is dire. Please let him go out after this.

No-one can imitate the Richtea.

Cruise ship for Mr Maloney

He's doing Dad Clicking of fingers.
The dancers all look unhinged. And where DID he get that bomber jacket? They've surely not made them since '87

Do you need choreography for bad dad dancing?

Ooooooooh sooooooo flat. Bottom 2.

He really needs to go, Dd says she likes the dancers dresses though on a positive note

Squoosh I agree. Every time I see that bit I get extra stabby.

Also, I'm confused, is this Motown?

Oh no don't kill this song.

Shitter than a big rancid pile of fox shit.

Wipe clean sleeves are very practical though. For the murdering.

Tesco Mary would DESTROY Nanfucker!

Dancing On The Ceiling (downside of an OAP bungalow I guess)

Mmmm, I could just go a fat full milk with extra vanilla free right now.

She is OFF HER HEAD

Cornflake? Actually he looks like a cornflake. Orange and flat

How the hell was that motown?

Loving the cereal analogy. Profound.