XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

[orangeone]

Excellent. Shitsinger pissed already....

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

It was deader than Matt the Hat's career. I will eventually get a refund I guess, but in the meantime the median price seems to have gone up by a tenner and counting
Bastard ebays.

[Katiekitty]

Evening all

I'm ready for some prime nanfuckery

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Oh God I have to go out NOW! Back soon. Take notes for me please.

[BOFingSanta]

Dullisa has overdone the fake ponytail. She looks like she shoplifted an armful of them in Claire's Accessories.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

All her acts still standing, but she can't

[orangeone]

We didn't think you'd still be here either Rylan!

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Rylan is slurring a bit. Is Shitsinger leaking fumes?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I'm still I missed Matt the hat switching on the lights in Stockport notreally

[threepiecesuite]

we3, superb.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

bof remove 'looks like' from that post

[BOFingSanta]

Aww, I think Rylan is quite sweet.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Rylan cooking pumpkin pie. There's some cannibalism joke in there somewhere.

[nancy75]

Looks like Shitsinger started early this week.

How can barry keep moaning about rylan when he is the man that put nanfucker on our Telly

[NickyNackyNooNoo]

I need subtitles WTF did he say? I'm getting old, speak properly young man!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

mamma mia.

Oh dear.

[helenovhull]

Surely worst abba covers since Rosie ribbons are about to occur!

They need to overhaul the judges. Gary & Tulisa are wack. Louis is my favourite and an x factor institution and shitslinger has grown on me, she's crap in a good way.

If anyone does the winner takes it all I shall be cross (see ribbons debacle).

[threepiecesuite]

Rylan's gonna do the Megamix isn't he.

[LineRunner]

Hello

I see am just in time for the first round of abject horror.

[NanFucker]

sue - ive got one im about to put on ebay to sell if its the type you're after? small thing... erm im not good with technology.... brand new.... erm... i'll ask dp.

[Lorelilee]

Come on Rylan, do it for me.

[tigerdriverII]

Bye bye Rylan. This is worse than me at a karaoke night.

[MissMogwi]

Hang on, is he singing one song all the way through?

No fuck mash up?

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Blimey, is he only singing one song here? No mash up?

[snice]

is 'The Day Before You Came' moody enough for James maybe?