XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

At least we all now know how to spell his name

He's really good here

Not sure on the Big Name.

I hate it when they miss out vocals...

Have they done his name in big to help Shitsinger keep track of what's going on?

I think I fancy Dr Hillary. The one that was on Richard and Judy? Nice bedside manner?

They're like those wooden letters you buy for kids in crafty shops

He is very good tonight.

He gets hidden by his name. Nanfucker by his dancers. Are the producers ashamed of themselves?

I think so nancy. There'd be no reason to do that otherwise.

Is Berry Gordy still alive?

Birdy Gordy?

Arf at Louis - you got SOUL.
Now sell it to my good friend Mingehead.

I have to shudder at Louis saying anything about "every bit of your body"...

Ooh Sue, Dr Hilary has seen my fanjo!

Dr Blowdry Hillary Jones yes.

That was a bit meh, to say that he has this genre nailed.

She didn't make sense really?

Why does louis care? S'not his act!

He was ok, but James had more soul.

He can be the British Buble

Oooh shits has noticed the letters. Clever.

Ms Elle Tow!

He see your fanjo??

Dr Hillary Bouffant, that's the chap. Foxheeeee.
Has he really, MsElle? I imagine he double gloves, no? He strikes me as fastidious.

It's like Smokey Robinson wrote the song for you?! W.H.A.T

Right-his theme- and he was still shit.