XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

[LineRunner]

Yes, please, Sue that would be soops. With linky.

My MN is a bit slow at the moment. I blame the endless deluge. My optic fibres may well be waterlogged.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

did it anyway New fred.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Are we having a spanky new fred then? Shall I do the hons?

[LineRunner]

Oh Geraldine, you have me all in a froth.

[GeraldineAubergine]

I for one live her. I'm like a golden graham floating in an ocean of coffee mate in a crystal bowl when it come to shizsinger.

[LineRunner]

She's great, isn't she? Maybe it's the coloured lights shining in her eyes that sets her off. A couple of mushrooms would do it, as well.

[giraffesCantFlyLikeReindeer]

a corn flake with vanilla milk. Am I in this camera? wooo this is X contestant no I mean Y hahaha. Oh no cocopops.

WTF?

[LineRunner]

I think it's a cocktail of absinthe and that original ingredient from Coca Cola.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Whatever it is, I want some. She's in her own little world

[giraffesCantFlyLikeReindeer]

Catching up now - What is Nicole ON?!

[MmeLinrod]

No way is Nanfucker younger than me

My iPhone autocorrects to Nanfucker now. Result.

[orangeone]

Oh well, see you tomorrow for results.....

[CuriousMama]

That's one swing I wouldn't want to be on. Bleeeeeeeeurghhhh.

[GrumpyCynicalBastard]

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle - loving your nickname - and if you ever do find out please please - give me a nudge!

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

The Krankies are swingers. The most awful people do seem to be the ones putting it about the most, don't they? It'd put me right off the idea, encountering them. Imagine having to go through with it, just to be polite.

[WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle]

Cornflake? More like a baked bean!

[LineRunner]

I thought the Krankies were preserved in aspic in Glasgow City Museum.

[BOFingSanta]

The Krankies are swingers, aren't they? I must ask SolidGoldBrass if she's ever encountered them at Torture Garden.

[LadyBeagle]

I wonder what the voting will be tomorrow, it never ceases to astonish me.
I'm now going to watch I'm a Sleb.
I wonder what the voting will be tonight, it never ceases to astonish me.
Gosh, Im repeating myself now.
Reality TV Is A Bad Thing

[LineRunner]

I thought I was going out with Phil off of Time Team.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

The Krankie who wasn't Jimmie is now on t'cruise ships doing a Loose Women tribute thing. Just fancy.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

And I'm also married to FK and DD. At times I feel like there are 4 of us in the relationship but generally it works

[GrumpyCynicalBastard]

Adam Ant is going out with an MNer. I can't remember who though

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

He's going out with me BOF We are very happy. Well I am

[GreenyEyes]

Missed that!

Style tips by XF?

Fat? Wear sparkly black stuff! You'll still be fat, but you'll be sparkly!