XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Sue - Dr Hillary was the one who was bragging about shagging within hours of his wife giving birth. I'm still not clear if it was with said wife or not.

Did Smokey KNOW he was writing it for Playmobil PeeWee?

Brace yourselves folks

James reminded me of a 'mash up' between Michael Buble & Plan B

Hide your grannies, here comes nanfucker

I loved that Jahmene. Good Job as Nicole would say.

I like Nicole and she's not a shitsinger.

eek.It's Nanfucker.

If he says so himself

I know, yes can just see Smokey thinking 'ahhh one day this will be sung by mingehead on Xfactor'

Oh, I knew there was something dodgy about that Dr Hilary, but couldn't remember what it was

He was a GP at the practice I used to go to. He looks older in the flesh. Quite a nice doctor, nothing special, there was a much nicer one. He nearly knocked me off my sticks once, he was very apologetic.

Eurgh, Boffles, really? I am strangely drawn to his 80's charm. He looks like he'd be all feathery strokery though, and have satin sheets. Which is not good, obvs.

a lot of kkkhhhhhhoreography

Did he just say 'coriogribles?'

Was Dancing On The Ceiling Motown?!

He's going to destroy it. Hope Lionel's got an empty Walkers crunchy bag to breathe in to.

"lot of choreography" is somewhat worrying

Quick, someone do stomping.

Is this Motown?

Motown? Really?

I thought Tom Stoppard was married to Felicity "greatest bum in showbiz until Kylie" Kendall. Who was she married to then?

Oooooh he could well go after this! Yeeeesssssssssss

If it helps, I spent my time productively. I googled jahmene because they keep making a big deal out of him. I had a bit of a cry, I have to say. And then he just sang that song, and cried a bit more.

Fuck it, that's why they do it isn't it? I just want him to win now because of his story

Oh.

It's nanfucker.

It looks like Nanfucker has got his nan's top on!

The video bit they show of Nanfucker before each of his songs where he looks over his shoulder and smiles is this much ---------> beyond creepy.