X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Entry is priced at one pun

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Alicia Keys has a child called Egypt. That alone put me off her.

Oh bugger, it is.. time to put kettle on..

bofing

I met the Flack. She's a ignorant birch and about two foot tall, and towie Orange too.
I miss the Yeo Valley ads. Those farmers were hot

Sue @ poorly doggy.

Poor Alicia looks like she's trying to squeeze out a poo.

Even Alicia keys sounds shite on the X factor

I just read that link and the sidebar caught my eye.
John Torode and Lisa Faulkner are together.
Don't they make a nice couple?

Whops she nearly went!

I miss the Yeo Valley farmers too.This would be the perfect time for an ad ...

My Sex is on Fiyah This girl is on Fiyah My chip pan's on fiyah. Boooorrrrrring. Anyone got any good jokes to pass the time. I have. Nanfucker!

DS just asked where the odd ninjas came from. And btw is she Alicia off key or is it my telly?

Nice beefy armpit there Alicia, thanks for that

So, if Nanfucker wins, what song do we all vote to do a Facebook Joe McElderry to him then?

God, that was dull.

Did Alicia nearly fall down the stairs?? Anyone with rewind facility able to confirm?

Ahhh Sue. Hope doggy better soon. Our dogs doing some serious dog farts tonight but so far no pissing.....

Agreed that even Alisha Keys sounds shit. Must be the singing live thing. Amazing how few acts can really pull it off these days..

That armpit is on fiyahhhhh. FYI.

She might be in the bottom two - that was shite

Obv sharing a dressing room w shitsinger

Ah fuck, I'm going to have to catch up with you lot on +1.
Am trying to get a load of treasure onto Fleabay tonight

She was a bit wobbly, wasn't she?

I have found my question mark.

Brad's looking a bit rough. Must be co-sleeping with 25 kids.

Ah, here's Brad with the dreamy expression of a man trying to remember the daft names of all his children.

Poor dog,love that we are all way more sympathetic for Sue's dog than any poxy contestant!

I'd buy Tulisa's new single if it stopped Nanfucker getting to number 1.. not really

I don't understand the Brad Ad