X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Is it just me or does brad pitts eye lok a bit wonky in that chanel ad?

Flumpy yes she did!
That will teach her to be on stairs in heels with a dress she has been painted into

Bof I'm really disturbed by the fact that I actually KNOW the names of all the Pitt-Jolie/Jolie-Pitt progeny.

Have made my DH go and watch Grand Prix in the shed. (Superior boys shed tbf with big TV etc)
My poor dogcant cope with knowing where to be, keeps tapping on the door to be let in and then wanting to go out again. Can't round us up tonight!

It's annoying me - sorry to hassle but did Alicia nearly fall or have I had too much wine?

X post - thanks!!

The girl with the guitar has she gone???????

Oh doing it for my nan!

Oh Nanfucker shut the fuck up about your fucking fuckety fuck Nan.

mentioned the nan twice there

He wants to do it for his Nan. Who knew?

Ha ha!! I wanna do it for me nan!! Make her eyes sparkle!! Ha ha hahaaaaaaaa!

Yeah she did Flumpy

I want put the sparkle back in my nan's life! I bet you do... Creepy(!)

Sole, yes she was sick for two weeks running so gave up

I think Ella (she's only16, apparently) is at risk.

Nanfucker-Nan just wants you to move the fuck out of her house!

He wants to put the sparkle in his dead nans eye.

Is he really saying all that? Excuse me - emergency vomit dash......>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> barrrfs

Watching chris Maloney go on about his nan is like watching Peter Andre tell us how much he loves his kids!

Lucy had to stand down due to illness!

Is Gary really short?

Bob Mortimer on Twitter - just described Nanfucker as having a face like an anal barnacle. I like that.

nan fuckers sparkle in her eye!

I heard the "nan" references and looked for this thread immediately. I nearly choked on my satsuma reading the responses!

OMG Louis's trousers. Shiny and tight. yuck!