Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

I am abit behind, Daniel has just shagged prostitute and been rude to Jimmy. I am abit worried because the worse he behaves the more I fancy him. Should I get a life? Is it just me? Is he all mine ? Don't know what dh would say?

Just watched. Have you watched yet, Sparkling?

"Did you keep the receipts?" is my all time favourite Doctors quote. I can't stop chuckling.

Spanky - you can keep Daniel. TBFE is all mine.

msnobody - your synopses are brilliant. You are like a walking Doctors wiki.

Biscuit - it's fast becoming the highlight of my day too.

Elaine is leaving today. Sob. I hope she has got a good necklace on.

I still haven't watched Biscuit.

I'll miss Elaine. It's a huge cull of characters in a very short space of time

Oh, she's being a rebel...no necklace

no necklace!!!

'we are haemorraghing staff left right and centre' You're not kidding Heston. There will be no-one left in a bit

Jas is such a whinger!

don't tell us, Jas- you're having a bad day...again...

Jas mistaken for a fitness instructor. Yeah, stuff like that happens all the time

it's like a beryl bainbridge painting

Raahh

I mean Beryl Cook- bit of a difference

I love Gobby's face!

I knew what you meant. lol.

Just watching now, about ten minutes behind.

No necklace! On her last day!

Are they trying to make Jas as annoying as Cherry?

Mandy is an interfering cow.

Ooh! Heston getting angry! Watch out, TBFE! He's got form!

Jas is possibly even more annoying than Cherry.

Wtf is going on?

'what am I doing in a bush' pmsl

Do we actually like any of them now?

'I'm a professional woman. What am I doing in a bush?'

I've had a terrible day, no money....change the record woman!

I still like Heston, and Karen Biscuit and Mrs T when she isn't being a bitch.