Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

Jas is very pretty. And wears proper doctor-like attire. Unlike Freya.

Tiffany has awful fashion sense

Karen researching a family tree... could this lead to the loss of the house?

A-ha!!
Family tree will un-earth true owner of house!

tsk, Jas - never judge a patient by their vocabulary.

And be grateful there was a patient!

Listen to Heston!

aww, they are finally getting flirty, and Elaine is leaving

She's off her nut though.

oi- don't dis Juuuuuuulia!

Yay!!!! snoggy snoggy!

she went at him like she was going to strangle him!

What happened then? Put dd3 on potty & Elaine ea
Off

Elaine and TBFE???

TBFE was being nice in a professional capacity and Elaine leapt on him. Arf.

'did you keep the receipts'

romance isn't dead

Jas is pretty but she is annoying.

Sorry Raahh false alarm. Karen is still in the opening credits.

Just caught the last 10 minutes of today's:

Elaine with the worst screen kiss ever

'Did you keep the receipts'

Excellent!

So summary is:

• Jas is skint. Overhears what she thinks is a posh/monied couple talking in waiting room and treats the male patient badly
• Elaine rescues the situation but Jas thinks she has gone to report her to Howard
• Elaine goes slowly off her rocker after getting Harrisons stuff and pounces on TBFE like a cougar, then she says she is leaving the Mill
• Gobbys are rattling round in the big house and missing the kids

There you go.

That was a marvellous episode. As a Doctors virgin, can I just say those Gobbys do far too much cleaning. And how did they get that enormous house?

And Elaine and Howard was classic - she was like a python going for a mouse.

Elaine gets her clothes in Marks and Spencers Classic section - only they would do that particular shade of terracotta.

Mates @ python going for a mouse.

The enormous house is a bone of contention. Apparently a long lost Aunt died and left it to them so we think either:

1. the house they used to film in irl couldn't be used anymore
2. they will lose this house in some awful Doctors WTF episode

OMG - I can't wait to watch this later.

I am yet to see it too Biscuit. DH and the DCs going out so I will watch it on my own in peace in a bit.