Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Psssssssssssst

sparkly new fred

Come on...

[MildredIsMyAlterEgo]

eeeewww

pass the brain bleach please

[dRaahhcula]

pmsl @ crunchy paper sex

[TheAngelshavetheOod]

sparkling that's just too WTF!

[Sparklingbrook]

And Cherry just lying there? Or shrieking with enthusiasm? Can't decide.

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

methodical, but predictable... and repetitive! Sex by numbers.

[Sparklingbrook]

I wonder what Jimmi is like in bed?

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

hah! Do you think he lines the bed with it each time? Crunchy paper sex

[Sparklingbrook]

Yes Raahh with some antibacterial gel just to be sure.

[dRaahhcula]

I imagine they have one of those big rolls of paper towels, like they have in the doctors exam room, over the bed.

[pumpkinsweetie]

I'm yet to watch yesterday's and today's, but looks like i'm in for some entertainment Jimmy's sex towel?

I can imagine he must freak out everytime a drop of semen gets on his sheets

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

Eww. Sex towel. Bet his wouldn't be all crusty though...

Crikey - Baby Cakes still asleep. Am actually getting worried now!

[Sparklingbrook]

Their house is very white and clinical isn't it? I imagine Jimmi would have to go and get the sex towel immediately after finishing.

[dRaahhcula]

Am I the only one wondering how Jimmi manages to have sex?

[Sparklingbrook]

Oooh some crap acting in the WTF storyline tomorrow.

Wot no 'Only Fools and horses' today???

[Bibblebobbleparsnip]

Laughing at the Holby City watching...

[dRaahhcula]

Holby City- I love Holby

[Sparklingbrook]

Watching Holby.

[dRaahhcula]

true- babies are a tad mucky

[Bibblebobbleparsnip]

1 metre tall toddler?!

[Bibblebobbleparsnip]

Aaahhhh that makes sense...

[dRaahhcula]

This lad reminds me a bit about Tom Daley.

[Sparklingbrook]

Home visit Klaxon.

[dRaahhcula]

we'd all like to make Cherry suffer though

[dRaahhcula]

I think Jimmi is going to make Cherry suffer