Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

2 patients does it count if they came in together.

ha ha!Jizz dropped her phone down the loo!

Big sweetie jar of condoms.

have they got the most technophobic staff in Leatherbridge working at the Mill?

They should have got Jimmi to touch the phone.

Hah! Am starting to actually like Kevin now.

Ooh - church and a sex storyline. Original

well, I suppose it beats the usual Chlamydia storyline...

Wow. I thought it took TTC couples months to start the whole sex-by-rote thang.

Jimmi is a bore.

This whole episode is getting tedious, tbh

They've only been trying 5 minutes- as a doctor Jimmi should know better.

Hahahahaha. Intercom fail again. This never happens at my GPs. Your name comes up on a huge screen with the Doctor and Room number.

since when did Mandy have a surname?

That happens at ours, Sparkling- along with a robot voice that always pronounces our surname wrong. There is one Dr who insists on walking out to the patients- it keeps her fit

After un-lurking myself yesterday, I feel I should pop up and say hello
Can I just check, I thought Jimmi knew about Chaniel- yet they seem to be carrying on about baby stuff as before- am I missing something?

When's the killing spree again? Jimmi is getting on my whatsits.

Jimmi is pretending ignorance to Cherry, we're not sure why though

I think Jimmi is going to make Cherry suffer

we'd all like to make Cherry suffer though

Home visit Klaxon.

This lad reminds me a bit about Tom Daley.

Aaahhhh that makes sense...

1 metre tall toddler?!

true- babies are a tad mucky

Watching Holby.

Holby City- I love Holby

Laughing at the Holby City watching...