Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

Oooh some crap acting in the WTF storyline tomorrow.

Wot no 'Only Fools and horses' today???

Am I the only one wondering how Jimmi manages to have sex?

Their house is very white and clinical isn't it? I imagine Jimmi would have to go and get the sex towel immediately after finishing.

Eww. Sex towel. Bet his wouldn't be all crusty though...

Crikey - Baby Cakes still asleep. Am actually getting worried now!

I'm yet to watch yesterday's and today's, but looks like i'm in for some entertainment Jimmy's sex towel?

I can imagine he must freak out everytime a drop of semen gets on his sheets

I imagine they have one of those big rolls of paper towels, like they have in the doctors exam room, over the bed.

Yes Raahh with some antibacterial gel just to be sure.

hah! Do you think he lines the bed with it each time? Crunchy paper sex

I wonder what Jimmi is like in bed?

methodical, but predictable... and repetitive! Sex by numbers.

And Cherry just lying there? Or shrieking with enthusiasm? Can't decide.

sparkling that's just too WTF!

pmsl @ crunchy paper sex

eeeewww

pass the brain bleach please

Psssssssssssst

sparkly new fred

Come on...