Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - please form orderly queues

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome again to another thread that worships the daytime soap 'Doctors'.

Feel free to join in, jump in and ask about any abbreviations.

Orderly queues are needed for those that want to:

• slap Cherry (it's a long queue. No pushing at the back please)
  
• help Jimmi out with his wire brush and Dettol routine
  
• shag befriend Kevin, Howard or Daniel (one queue for each man and no swapping)
  
• bet on which wig Mrs T will be wearing each day
  

The waiting room is empty (as usual). Take a seat.

[Sparklingbrook]

SPARKLINGBROOK TO NEW THREAD. SPARKLINGBROOK.

Intercom's working.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Yeah! Lovely. I missed todays . Might get chance to watch later. Bloomin' real life

[TheAngelshavetheOod]

So who's job is it to explain the nicknames....

[BiscuitNibbler]

Lovely new thread, MsN. Will be back after DD's bedtime routine to moon over TBFE and moan about Cherry.

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

Omg, we're gonna spend the whole thread explaining who's who to all the newbies...

Now. I'd like an out of hours home visit for a non emergency health niggle. Who's available?

[dRaahhcula]

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Sparkly new fred, with intercom? how marrrrrrvellous!

I miss my bean bag settles on kevin's lap

[TheAngelshavetheOod]

raah to Dr Tyler's room
raah to Dr Tyler's room
to explain to newbies our WTF jargon

[dRaahhcula]

eh? oh.. I think the intercom may be broken....

[TheAngelshavetheOod]

We may set Mrs T on you raah

[BiscuitNibbler]

Ok, have just managed to sit down and watch it.

I hate Mandy. She is dreadful. Her voice is annoying to the point I can't actually hear what she is saying, I just hear the over-riding whine.

Jimmi is going to blow, isn't he?

• Raah to reception!
  

• Biscuit to TBFE's office!

[dRaahhcula]

kicks the intercom

[Sparklingbrook]

It's ok Mr Pixel is on his way.......

[TheAngelshavetheOod]

raah you seem to have left the intercom on. We can all hear you and TBFE....

[Sparklingbrook]

It's not TBFE Angels, she's in there with Mr Pixel.

#Happy birthday to you, happy birthdaaaaaaayyyyy........

[dRaahhcula]

Yeucccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ok,ok...

I'll do it tomorrow....


maybe

[BiscuitNibbler]

Come on, Raah, otherwise we'll have to send you on one of those diversity workshops Mrs T had to attend.

Meant to say yesterday, I liked the fact that Mr & Mrs Boring sat down to watch Holby after their dinner! I have to say, though, that no way would OCD Jimmi sit on the sofa to eat.

[dRaahhcula]

No- Jimmi wouldn't, would he? And the sofa should still be wrapped in plastic.

O.k- here goes, the SDTP's guide to Doctors

SDTP -sad Doctors thread participators, because that is what we are. And proud.
WTF?!- what the fuck- the usual exclamation of an SDTP, after an episode. Plots must not make sense.
BAH- boring as hell. An episode that fails to meet WTF standards.
TBFE- Practice manager Howard-a.k.a 'the bloke from Emmerdale'
Gobby- Karen the receptionist. Because she is.
Gobbyplod- Husband of Karen, Rob. Also know as 'The Only plod in the Village'
Princess Bubblegum- Cherry, annoying practice nurse, erstwhile perma-chirpy wife of Dr Jimmi. Latterly, miserable caaaahh after liason with fellow doctor, Daniel (see 'merlot o'clock')
Chimmi- Cherry and Jimmi
Chaniel- Cherry and Daniel
Red trousers of luuuurve- Dr Kevin's pulling pants.
6tl- new locum, no named due to the fact she has been a different character 5 times before. This is 'sixth time lucky'
Merlot o'clock- the act of shagging best friend of husband, after boozing in the afternoon.
Beanbags- now redundant seating of choice, now Elaine the lentil weavery doctor has left. She of the 'necklaces of doom'. New seating arrangements tbc. Kevin's lap a possibility.
Jizz- annoying new moany doctor. So named after she took to sex chat line work to supplement income. All her clients very speedy in the finishing department.
Mrs T- mrs Tembe, wig wearing receptionist. Judgemental Christian. Hopes of a Hestembe relationship diminshing-see Dr Heston
Dr Heston- unlucky in love bow tie wearing doctor, unaware of Mrs T's affections.
Juuuuuuuliaaa- previous practice manager, Heston still lives in her house. She lives in Wales with MtM.
Forehead- Lesbian practice nurse mandy. Annoying. Her girlfriend is dead. we are not allowed to forget.

I have probably forgotten someone.

[dRaahhcula]

oops- slight bolding fail!

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

I thought Mandy was FoD (forehead of doom)

Things are getting more and more tense in the Cakes household as Doctors o'clock approaches. Baby Cakes refused to fall asleep in the car or during his milk feed after lunch (despite a very very tiring morning at toddler group), so I'm trying the risky, unproven and previously rubbish technique of bunging him in his cot and hoping he conks out. So far there have been some highly amusing squeaky noises as he shouts at his toys, but no sleep. Will he crack before 1.45 our will I have to rescue him...?

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

Hrm. Is this new receptionist going to be ccl (crazy cat lady)?

[Sparklingbrook]

I may be late. i am hob nobbing with Miranda Hart on the live webchat.

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

Baby fail. He started yelling, then grinned when he saw me. He's now chewing dh's pin sentry doodah a toy - anything to keep him quiet!

Do you think the warrantee has expired on this baby? I want one like my friend's who just puts himself to sleep when he's put in his cot

[dRaahhcula]

Makes- dd2, previously the 'good' one has embraced the terrible 2's with gusto, and naps once every 3 days, (if I'm lucky). Today is a good day. Yesterday I got 'mummmymummymummyMUMMMYmummy' for half an hour [sigh].

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

.Ooh. Get you! Ask her if she watches Doctors!

[dRaahhcula]

ooh, I LOVE Miranda (I know this is not a popular view on MN, but I think her show is brilliant). Ask her if she'd like a little friend- I'm only 4ft 8- comedy potential endless)