Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

ooh yes! sex lines. I could do that...they wouldn't have to see my mis-matched primark pj's

I did notice there were other policemen in the village today. Wonder where beefy plod was?

Why didn't I listen to you and give today's a miss?

I think I may give sex lines a go if all you have to do is stay on the line for 10 seconds, tell them to lick your shoe and get £80 for it. Would definitely leave ample time for crap telly viewing.

Tomorrow's looks more interesting. I like Kevin. But not in that way.

Dare I even ask what today's story was?

Dh is off tomorrow. He might disturb dd3s nap/my doctors time.

I've just watched it and I couldn't tell you.

Why oh why did I read this before bed?

The dreams nightmares I'll have now...

I did like the line about how her fatty lump chafes when she does zumba

Painting or Doctors? Painting or Doctors? Painting......or.....Doctors???? What shall I do?

Oh, I changed my doctors this morning. The waiting room was full of patients - nothing like the Mill

I don't know who I'm speaking to. I'm just typing crap. I'm missing my boys. Sob! Hurry up tomorrow when they will be back and I can squeeze them til they tell me to stop

Doctors. Painting can wait. Plus, the preview yesterday implied it was a Kevin-centric storyline today and you like him.

I will miss it again today, got to take DD to ballet. Will watch it tonight when I have the house to myself - DD in bed and DH out.

We all type crap on here, MsN*. It is one of the rules of the SDTP club. Bet your boys are missing you too and looking forward to a great big cuddle.

msN you make more sense than the programme

Wa-ha! You said what I wanted to hear.

I'll have to watch it this afternoon because I'm taking DD to the cinema later to see 'Brave'. I hope it's good and not too long

Ood . It's not hard though is it? lol.

6tl was in the opening credits!

Think
They are running out of characters to put in them!

Kevins got that turd brown jacket on again

Kevin is being taken for a right idiot by his niece. Loser!

Good slap Cherry.

Kevin. What a mug.

That girl. Such a poor actor.

Cherry. Been at the Cuprinol. She's starting to look like an oompa loompa.

Oliver is creepy.

I thought that was a good slap too! though Daniel may have a point

Who's Oliver?

I think the therapist is called Oliver (may be wrong), but he gives me the heebie jeebies.

Ewww. Asa. Sleaze!

oh no. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So Kevin does have some balls then