Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

I have been to my own GP today. Had to wait 45 minutes. I need to move to Letherbridge and get a home visit, or get swept straight through on arrival.

I've got to go out in a minute to take DD to her swimming lesson. I can't wait until next year when she is at school all day. Although I suppose I'll have to get a proper job then, which will be even more incompatible with my Doctors viewing.

Sparkling, tut tut, they need to take a lesson from Doctors.

Biscuit I've managed to avoid getting a proper job for 7 years!

I'm knackered from painting DDs bedroom. She 'bet' me I couldn't finish it today -she's using reverse psychology on me, I swear.

'It does chafe a bit when I do me Zumba'

Gay Dave's Zumba?

I missed what it is that chafes?

Her fatty lump Sparkling

OH MY GOD! Have you seen the length of Karen's waterfall cardi?

Oh right MsN. Thanks I think.

Not liking the new Doctor much.

Home visit by TBFE no less.

He may as well do a home visit everyone else does.

Yawn

Not liking todays storyline

We asked for a fun WTF storyline and get this.

Ugh! I hated that episode for obvious reasons. Tomorrows looks more promising though

Back to painting!

Yep. If anyone hasn't watched today, give it a miss.

So MsNo-I take it you are having that all important coffee/tea break from decorating at 1.45pm!
Hello to everyone & anyone whose doctors has visited them at their hospital.

I did have a break told and then moaned all the way through Doctors

I am sick of decorating. Just 2 rooms to go now though. Yippee!

Or who has had the practice manager visit them at home told.

Today's will not be winning 'Best Storyline' at any Soapy Awards that's for sure.

well, haven't seen today's. Might not bother

dd2 and dh are both full of colds, maybe I should demand a home visit just because.

MsN-I am crap at decorating. I'm crap at everything practical, really. My mother-who could re-upholster a bean bag whilst whipping up a 4 course dinner and painting the ceiling with a brush between her teeth- despairs But she is a loon who paints her living room every two years WHETHER IT NEEDS IT OR NOT!

Biscuit- I'm not looking forward to dd being old enough for school. I went back to work when ds was 3 months, and dd1, 6months. i haven't worked since I was 12 weeks pg with dd2. i fear i am too old and useless to ever get a job. Except as a crap telly critic. Or practice manager- I'm sure i could do that! Hell, going by this lot, i could even be a doctor

I thought Jas's sexline talk was very poor.

Agreed. I had sexier talks with the man who collected money for the Manchester Evening News!

You see this is where a Doctors late night episode would be handy. Jas could say whatever she liked.

Or Raahh =a job for you could be a doctor and a sexline talker!
Nope Sparkling never had a visit from the practice manager either, but TBFE could see me at home any day.