Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.
For any newcomers , explanations as follows:
TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)
SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).
Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.
Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'
Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.