Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

Blimey Jimmy's going to piss on it himself in a minute.

oh my god tbfe and elaine are nearly on that beanbag!!!!!

Pah! missed today as went shopping. Will look forward to today's going off the thread!

And yes, le Creuset is bloody heavy- i used to work at Jl in customer services, and one of my jobs was to send stuff out to lazy gits in Alderley Edge people who were unable to get to the shop. We never charged postage over £30. Every le Creuset pot we sent out probably cost more in postage than it was worthor even more cost effectively, we would 'put it on a van'. Jl customers do so love to see the green van on their driveway

(I remember one deranged woman asking us to put a FOOTBALL on a van, because her grandson loved to see the delivery drivers. Nutter. We didn't, and she complained).

Anyway- will catch up asap, if only to see the nearly beanbag action

Haha at Jimmi tracking Cherry's cycle- that was how i ended up with dd2 (there's an iphone app for EVERYTHING).

bloody hell- Elaine is wearing a waterfall necklace to go with her cardi!

resists temptation to start singing 'we're having a gang bang' at sight of R,S and b2 actress

fails

Princess Bubblegum is not very sparkly this week

and surely, if you ended up with a head injury due to an epileptic fit- you would go to a and e, not the gp?

ooh- mrs t and Babs clearly hate each other

Mrs T won't be taking Elaine back to church. She said sexual and babs said all the things she should have said.

Today's wtf storyline is odd.

they arrested a coffin???

and where the all those police come from? Gobbyplod is The Only Plod in The Village

and didn't I predict Jimmi would go ocd over ovulation charts?

Why do I miss all the good ones? Sigh

Raahh great story about JL and Alderley Edge. I can imagine that happening as I know the area.

Just watching now:

• Elaines necklace, I.have.no.words
• Cherrys tummy is looking a little rounded to me . Is she up-duffed irl?

That's not a waterfall cardi, it's a waterfall jacket. It's got shoulder pads and a collar and everything.

I must have missed something because I never saw Elaine and TBFE near a beanbag

I think there was a hint of flirty-ness between Elaine and TBFE, I'm sure when she leaves he will rue missed opportunities

I've been thinking Cherry looks a bit gaunt - maybe she is up-duffed and has had bad morning sickness.

Wonder how Blondie is getting on, baby wise?

Welcome to Mates MsNo is the one to go to for a comprehensive explanation of Doctors' goings on. But we all wonder about the Gobby plods house-they must be loaded!!

After today's episode I think I'm going to rename Elaine Droopy Drawers. I swear to god even her trousers looked depressed

Raah - I was induced and my waters properly went by themselves (eventually). It was like a ballon popping then gallons of water, my bowels went at the same time, then mucus from the plug...I didn't look and dh insisted on cleaning me up. I felt embarrassed at the time but now I'm half proud of him and half 'damn right he should clean it up, I was the one in labour!'

eek, Makes- I know when mine were popped with number 2, I was mortified as I flooded the room. I had polyhydramnios- it was messy. I was lying down, and there was really only a dribble with ds

on second thoughts, maybe I'm glad that didn't happen in the middle of m & s

I still live in hope that 'Gobbys lose house' will be the big Christmas storyline- when long lost relative appears and boots them out. They will end up with 'no room at the inn' and Cherry will give birth in the surgery reception.
ignores fact that would be a very short pregnancy

gold I do think Doctors is actually improving my powers of recall after years of being a forgetful SAHM.

Raahh and makes my waters never broke with my first. But they went with the 2nd and 3rd. A great big whoosh! All over my bedroom carpet and half on the mattress. Ex-h made me sit on a towel in the car on the way to hospital. I was drenched from the waist down, and the midwife still asked me if I was sure I hadn't pissed myself. lol.

I had to get a new mattress after that. I just couldn't settle on the old one.

MsNo wins the award for most convincing reason for watching Doctors!

Does that make you a patient at the Mill, MsN?

I had my waters broken by a midwife with a crochet-hook-type-contraption. I didn't see how much came out as I was too busy sucking on the gas and air.

I better go and watch today's episode I suppose, if only to see Elaine's latest weapon necklace.

Only watched Mondays so far in five minute bursts via iplayer cos my Internet is playing up

Re babies I was pg two years ago too! You lot must have been septembers though cos you weren't on Oct 2010 were you?

Ood my babies are 9, 7 and 7. So quite a few years ago for me.

Although I think Sparkling is also in the old gimmers club where DCs are concerned.

Time to wander off to bed after insulting another MN member. Sorry Sparkling!

No, that's totally true MsN. I have a 13 year old and a 10 year old.

Are those razor blades on Elaine's necklace??

My DD is 3, so a few years ago now. I'm in the old gimmers' club, but DD isn't. I expect she will grow up telling people I'm her granny.

I've an almost 13 year old and a 11 year old as well as the almost 2 year old. plus dc4 bump