Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

She's like a blonde Cherry Menlove, with a better Harley Street surgeon.

I wish they had just started with the live shows, this has all been a bit meh so far.

Hobbit Jesus is through

Hurray!!!!! Mackem Jesus!!!!!

Yay! Masturbating Ben is in.

yay! GLasses Jesus! I can continue to know (if a bit tangentially) someone in a reality prog!

Hurray !!!!! Glasses turned contacts Jesus!!!!!

Shags in his shirt Jesus is through

So Mackem Jesus is Ben? The nearly Hugh Jackman?

Onoes, Butlins vs JesusJesus.

Why does ALW keep discussing his pet killer whale?

Why is he so excited on being the 11th man?

Yes Ben is Mackem Jesus.
I don't like Butlins Jesus. I have decided.

Hahahahaha. Reserve Jesus.

My Orka

Do we have a definitive list

Fuck up Jesus is now reserve Jesus

Yay - Jesus Jesus in in!

We're shouting "Your-orca?" whenever he says it

JesusJesus is like Daniel Day Lewis in In The Name of the Father.

Well. Can't wait til tomorrow now.

Right.

Fat Thor Jesus
Mackem Jesus
Oirish Jesus
Did have Glasses Jesus
Bieber Jesus
Asian Jesus
Simba Jesus
Jesus Jesus

Understudy - Butlins Jesus

That leaves two I've forgotten.

ALittleScatter

We aren't being terribly imaginative with Asian Jesus, it has to be said.

Masturbating Jesus

THere's Dirk - waht Jesus is he?

I think we should call him Earring Jesus