Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Dh has just said this isn't that good.

I reckon G4 Jesus will be in the next IACGMOOH.

DH is playing cricket on his phone now.

Was he good? I wandered off watching Lee Mead

Look,

I love Simba Jesus. He is my type.

Your home is in the soul area. What postcode is that?

I've just noticed there is a mast of some sort on the hill accross the valley here. It has red lights on it.

I am so bored I am contemplating either cleaning my kitchen or doing some work. And I don't do either lightly.

Where are you Glaikit?

I might watch yesterday's wallander.

I might ask DH for a go of his cricket game.

Blardy hell, MN off AGAIN

Is Boyband Forrin?

He's in the bottom two tomorrow anyway, sez I.

Perthshire. Tis very lovely! Hilly and green!

I would like to hve been in the meeting to choose the song. There must have been som good drugs on the go!

Its like torture.

He does nothing with his face and his eyes are dead.

ALW please return to the BBC! Or
ITV please make it more like the BBC

He's Scottish sue. I think ....

Do we think JaseBot often Releases The Beast?

That's better, more of that Andrew.

What on earth is he wittering on about now?

Golf club?! Got to live the lord

Oh ALW and his shitey interpretations of the lyrics. Ladylike arse-lickey guffaw there, Amanda.

Between the shit singing and MN going off every 5 minutes I am getting crosser by the minute.

I am a golfclub!