Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Oh. I am not dahn wiv da kidz.

Rory the Rock Star...coming soon to CITV.

Oh god. I fpdont think I can take 9 nights of this. Will it be an hour and a half every night

Glaikit, deploy the Murs. It's the only way.

I have too many kids.

Is anyone else really hating those Littlewoods ads. I've had to do a whole feminist analysis of them for my children's benefit - I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming they're intended to be ironic but even so...

Oooo David TEnnant with a baseball bat on my telly. Makes it all worth while.

I'm wasting half my life watching adverts.

How about we abandon the programme if it gets too much and just have a thread linking to YT clips of the BBC versions? Nobody will notice.

Nathan speaking - all sweet and surfy
Nathan singing - Fat Thor

Dunno why. Odd, that.

Nathan is the obverse of the Tim coin. I hate him just as much but differently.

I can't do a week of this.

A tambourine? Really?

Is that a tambourine?

Never heard this song either.

Why is Fat Thor in a nasty lady's shirt (Etam c2001 at a guess)? Why the camp dancing?

I rather like Nathan, I don't know why. I think it would be lovely to know him. I don't want to be with him, but would quite like him to be the DP of a dear friend and have them over for BBQs and the like...

Oh piss off Jason. How dare you lecture others. The actor within. Tsk.

Jason is so full of it. Will never look at him the same way after he bored me to tears on strictly every time he spoke

He needs to work on his vulnerability.

The actor within? Like Scott Ramsey, Jase?

ooo, Simba Jesus.

Now then, SImba Jesus, try to be a little bit less smooth. Let go!

Dh has just cracked open the chocolate biscuits!

Fat Thor Jesus was dressed like barney rubble why?

Much better, Sparklingbrook

The guns are out. He is lovely

Tucked in T-shirt

More dying happening here!