Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Mel C is looking rough tonight. Wowzer.

DH says when he was a hospital radio DJ they were banned from playing this one.

And whyfore all the white things?

Next doors dog has just gone beserk

Very average Karaoke surrounded inexplicably by small pointy tents

Mel C is not doing good hair either.

Instead of putting up with Tim, I watched olly murs falling down some stairs again and now all is right with the world.

Thought he was going to burst into
Body form for you...

I don't want him to believe in himself. I want him to get voted the fuck off.

Mel's had her scouse brow done!

Share youbroke.

Jason momentarily forgets Mel's name.

Hitler Combover better than cockerel crest!
Phobia of singing in public my arse. He's acting the under confidence up, he doesn't suffer in that way.
He is capable ofsinging the show really well though.

WERE, there WERE some pitchy moments.

here

Is connecting with the material like touching cloth???

Forgettable Jesus, with his squishy Son of George Michael fizzog

Dh has turned over
To be fair to him he doesn't have this thread to make it bearable

Agree with cardibach completely. He's a professional musician! This 'self esteem' stuff is just his sob story.

He may be odd looking and a bit forgettable but he is good...

Oh very good, Glaikit. There's a man-of-the-cloth joke in there somewhere too.

Rockin' Rory. They're dancing in the aisles now.
What does he mean he never heard this song before?

I'd never heard that song before. Is it famous then?

He doesn't own it enough. Needs more charisma.

More sexier?

Kelly Clarkson. And they, ahem, covered it on Glee. (I only watch it because of the kids.)