Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

We had the last supper at boot camp.

TBA - To Be Arranged, we couldn't decide on his name. Matters not now.

Get them tickets on Ebay, Glaikit.

I miss the high camp of the BBC shows. This is both really tacky and underwhelming at the same time. I don't think Amanda and Andrew have the same chemistry as he did with Graham either.

Am sulking. Only lee mead can save this show now.

Are we sure Lee Mead is busy? Save all this faff.

ALW was always spluttering at Graham's campness and delighted by his bitching. Made for much better banter (such as ALW manages banter).

Amanda isn't doing it for me at all.

Thanks for the TBA explanation.

I like the Sterling adverts.

It's not at all fun is it? It's as if it's trying to be really serious, and is just coming across a bit crap really.

I have tickets for Cardiff. Hope they pick a half decent one, though tbh I'm only going for Mr. Minchin.

Lee mead? They need divine intervention.

Don't suppose anyone here wants them? £65 each!

No, it is something I am now watching from pure doggedness. More like a trial

Mackem Jesus straight from a West End run

THere's not many men can cope with a lurex jacket and gold shoes.

The dancers are pissing me off. There's just no need for it.

My Top Jesus, is Mackem. I'm going off Jesus Jesus, on account of the jaw.

THey need to stop with the hand held mics. It's irrelevant whether they can use a hand held.

Oh yeh! I forgets bout tim. And a icicle bit of me is for chris moyles

You have him in Cardiff cardi, he should have recovered from Glasgow by then!!

Jesusy.

That was underwhleming.

I don't mind the dancers if it's a big production number-type song (like I don't know, Cabaret Rachel Tucker style ), but just titting around in every song is really irritating.

Glasses Jesus, Friend of MN sort of

Jaw again though.

I don't like this one. He seems smarmy.

I hate glasses Jesus. Sad sack.

Don't like Tim and his lack-of-confidence shtick. Wearing a bit thin now.

Oh dear. Hair stylist has read Mein Kampf and plumped for the Hitler Combover it seems.

A little it of me is dying at this.