Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Afnan would be really good in something else I reckon but he's not a rocker.

He could be Dorothy Joseph.

A bit meh!

I would get rid af an

Wrong!

Man hugs.

oh, I liked TBA's mum and dad... I'm really sad we're not going to see more of them...

Walking into the light

FFS!

Amanda bloody Holden. Walk into the light. Arf.

Oh dear God "walk into the light"?

Walk into the light

Awwww. They feel it keenly, the Jesususes.

Walk into the light? NO NO NO. Wasted.

Band of brothers!

No crucifixion!

Stairway to heaven, Band of brothers, Walk into the light,

Well that was rubbish.

What no final tear jerking number? Shite.

Altogether - 'You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy!'
\But seriously, no last song?

Walk into the light! How lame.

Walk into the light!
Will he come back converted with a different name?

When will there be a 'turning water into wine' challenge?

What a crap way to send them off!

What a disappointing non exit exit

And adverts, It just gets better and better.

Wonder how long it will be before they mention 'the last supper'

I wanted them all to sing Jesus Wants me for a Sunbeam, defiantly, whilst straddling a cross ascending into the rafters. Not walking off near a 100w bulb.

Is this on evry night this week? Id not, why on earth is this being dragged out for an hou and a half?

PS what does TBA stand fir? I van only think To Be Announced?

I'm not impressed! And I've already bought my tickets for the SECC. Meh!