Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

I tyhink the two weakest are in the bottom 2!

Boy and tba

Oh is it? Ah well, we know 'em all now.

Jesus Jesus and Glasses Jesus sing with wonky jaws which is very distracting.

I'm disappointed at the lack of a colour-coded sartorial gimmick for the Jesuses - loincloths would've been good.

Are they going todo a Joseph/ Dorothy sing off? Ugh I hate memory.

I thought Butlins was worse than Boyband. Agreed Asian Jesus was a bit pants but is very cute.

Andrew loves waxing lyrical about his songs. Surprise his head fits in the studio.

Get rid of both of them !

no crowns of thorns or anything...

Argh!! Wtf tech! Sort it out! We are choosing the second coming here!

Stairway to heaven!
And they are singing Memory. Please!!

Blardy Memory, what a pile of nonsense.

Keep in Boyband/Leo Jesus. He's slightly better.

Good - least favourite Jesus (boyband) is singing off. Come on Asian Jesus!

This will be good for the over emoting...

Think TBA Jesus will go.

Yowch. Having trouble with your top notes dear?

Afnan is better for me but I know you all disagree.

What does TBA stand for?

Oh the emotion of it all......

What a gob!

Christ alive. Try hard much?

Memory is one of ALW's worst songs. Bloody pants keychange in the middle with no warning so the singer has to guess.

Boyband is the better singer, but Afnan acts better. Neither will win so doesn't matter.

Boyband has it I reckon.

Bye bye dirk I think....

Right, finally back.

Aww, no musical theatre arms or walk forward during a crescendo

the tension, the tension....