Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

EURGH, Jase is like that creepy boss you had when you were 19. A leeetle bit pervy and full of nonsense double-speak.

See, now i see it- Jasebot has definitely pasted a load of fake fur to his head. He used to be really bald/receding!!

Oh please can I barge in?
I have been laughing hugely at the nicknames. Ben is the Messiah for me, with Nathan as a close second - even though he looks a bit like Joss Stone.

Jack Nichols - phone you can say what you like but you know what I mean Nicklaus - I just give up

Forgettable Jesus has a completely square face

Mel C is just full of shit. She hasn't a clue why she is there.

It is like reality tv cliche-orama!

You suck up Jason! 'Andrew's great work' my arse. Andrew is basically a bit shit, really, although JCSS is by far his best work.

He has one of those faces you can turn upside-down and it's still a face.

Can anyone put me out of my misery and tell me what song "hairy Northern Irish Jesus" was singing. Pleeeeeeeease!

Have to second that that the best reason for watching the show is to follow this comedy thread with it!

I'm really only watching because wretched DC have seized the opportunity to stay up late. It's all far too serious without Graham Norton talking about Nancies.

Have I missed the debate about when Jesus Jesus started preparing for this programme? He must have been growing that hair for a couple of years at least.

Since he was one and first played 'Stairway to Heaven' Bashful

It's so not the same without matching frocks

Oirish, Fat Thor and Mackem in the top three sez I. Unless Glasses gets the sob vote.

When are the results announced?

Oirish has my vote tonight well would but I'm not actually voting.

Oh god I'm working til 9pm tomorrow. Heeeeelp.

Is it really on again tomorrow? I might pay more attention and have an opinion...

my DH wants to vote for TBA jesus to be called 'gay puppy jesus'

And every night for the foreseeable future.

Blimey they're all being very effusive aren't they?

I think ALW has forgotten that they're only looking for someone to pretend to be Jesus.

I like Gay Puppy Jesus. But these threads ALWAYS end with someone coming on all Po and being upset that we're slagging someone's child/father/neighbour. I feel it could rile them

yy, Sue- and saying they are so youuuuuuuungggg

etc

And what kind of people are we anyway? Bet we're all old and fat and on MN too much and bitter. We prolly can't even sing.

There. I've saved them the bother.

definitely, Sue- I'm old and out of touch and wouldn't know a proper jesus if I tripped over him...